Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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