You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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