Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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