I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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