So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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