We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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