Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
