I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
