Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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