So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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