bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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