Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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