There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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