is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I got inside last night via doggy door
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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