dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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