Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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