I'll bet she douches with gravy.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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