Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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