i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Church boner. Awkwardddd
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Randomize
