god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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