i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
Randomize
