how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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