great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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