I want to stick my p in your. b.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
You left your phone here
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