so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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