the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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