he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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