seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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