his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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