She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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