Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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