idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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