when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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