just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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