meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Dick very happy bro
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