O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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