in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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