would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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