So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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