umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
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