Define "chronic" masturbator.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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