I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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