Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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