So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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