I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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