Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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