You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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