you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
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