Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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