I molested 6 butterflies tonight
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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